Nice try, dude

Nice try, dude Him: Hi dear.. I am (Unique name). Moved back to California recently. Looking for the company of a charming lady. I believe in life long friendships and like to keep it drama free. Hit me up if you are interested in dining out, drives, discovering exciting places & new restaurants, movies, outdoors… read more »

People are not magnets

More OKCupid. We had some ridiculously low percentage in common. Him: I would love to take you to see some movies and have fun at the beach if you are interested? People describe me as being romantic, poetic, charming loving, caring, direct persistent, sweet, passionate, fun, and easy going. For fun I like to go read more »

All the facepalms

Another short one (BDSM tw). Him: hello! i am (name) from (European country). i am an online slave. do you want to use me ? :) Me: Did you not read my profile? (That’s a rhetorical question. I know the answer is no.) Him: sorry. i read it after i wrote you Me: Try reading read more »

Short and sad

I’m cleaning out my OKCupid convos. Here’s a short one… Him: interesting profile Me: Boring message Him: wow.. i did not mean to send u such a boring message. and u know what, i actually like ur profile. Me: I like people who use proper spelling, punctuation, and capitalization. Him: u gat issues Me: What read more »

OKCupid strikes again (updated)

On OKCupid, a guy with an 88% match contacts me. He’s straight and cis, which makes me cautious as all get out. It’s really long (to no one’s surprise) so I’m cutting where I can. Him: Hi! How are you? Me: Being super lazy today, but doing alright. Him: Sweet. I see you are geeky read more »

Scifi Magazines & Sites

Lightspeed Magazine – “In its pages, you will find science fiction: from near-future, sociological soft SF, to far-future, star-spanning hard SF—and fantasy: from epic fantasy, sword-and-sorcery, and contemporary urban tales, to magical realism, science-fantasy, and folktales. No subject is off-limits, and we encourage our writers to take chances with their fiction and push the envelope.” read more »

Omegle: I don’t understand nutrition, but I know what cream is!

I’m pretty sure I’ve mentioned before (and probably linked to it) that I sometimes go on Omegle and find really really really terrible conversation partners. And then I share it with friends because it helps my process it. This is one of those. (tw: so much fat hatred, ableist slurs specifically the r-word, food, medical read more »

Current Ebay auctions preview

These are only a few of the auctions I have up right now. There’s one ending this evening and the other 12 are ending in two days. Just about everything starts at 99 cents. You can see all of my auctions here

Hire me! Illustrations – logos – graphics

I’ve been unemployed since November. My unemployment has run out and I can’t find a job. I don’t have enough money to pay my bills this month. I need at least $950 to keep my apartment, my cellphone, and my health insurance. That won’t cover my credit card, my internet, my car insurance, or any read more »

Cocktail of the Night mini – Campton Cure Martini

Wanted a drink, yet again. Off 1 oz of Absolut Citron Vodka (or citrus-infused vodka) 1 oz of Cointreaux (or orange liqueur) 3 squeeze of Lime Juice (how much is a squeeze?!!) Cranberry Juice (I hate it when they don’t give amounts) Blend ingredients and serve on the rocks. Other sources gave it as read more »